• doctor: okay let me listen to your heart
  • doctor: *puts ear against chest*
  • doctor: i dont hear anything
  • doctor: i think you might be dead

officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

jemiferaniston:

THIS CAT LOOKS MORTIFIED 

jemiferaniston:

THIS CAT LOOKS MORTIFIED 

kldzbop:

kldzbop:

somebody give me a pep talk

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inspirational

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